Land of 10,000 lakes? Or land of mysterious frozen beauty? No conflict there, actually — Minnesota has it all!
It might be time for a renaming, though. One suggestion: Land of the frozen butt cheeks. In a place where a snow day is just a Tuesday and the universities have tunnel systems to safely get around campus, there should be a warning for tourists! Don't be fooled if you visit in July. Minnesota is not for the faint of coat.
This state is positively, Siberian!