45 Signs To Make Your Pet's Vet Visit Enjoyable For Both Of You

Taking pets to the vet can be a scary experience for owners, as pets often share our fear of doctors. But one vet clinic in Westminster, Maryland has found a way to make the experience more enjoyable for humans. The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic posts funny signs outside their headquarters and updates their Instagram regularly with witty signs for the week. Although pets can't read, these signs make the trip to the vet more light-hearted for their owners. 

Check out some of their most hilarious signs to date!

The classic philosophical thought experiment wonders if a tree falling in a forest makes a sound when no one is there to hear it. Interestingly, the Carroll County Clinic conducted research and found that Chihuahuas can apparently hear trees falling from miles away!

The sign manager at Carroll County Clinic believes that Dog is too small of a word for something that occupies a significant space in your heart. This sentiment is likely shared by all dog owners who visit their clinic. Indeed, there's no denying the special place our furry friends hold in our hearts.

If you accidentally use your dog's shampoo, the side effects may include feeling like a "good boy" or "good girl," which might not be too bad depending on your preferences. It's certainly better than barking instead of talking or, even worse, licking your friends!

We've all experienced the mystery of lost socks in the washer or dryer. Did it disappear on the way to the laundry room? Is this the price we pay for not washing clothes manually, like in the old days? Carroll County Clinic has its own theory about this common phenomenon.

The staff at Carroll County Clinic can also relate to the difficulties of 2020. As they put it, "If 2020 was a drink, it would be a colonoscopy prep." While the drink before a colonoscopy may not be as bad as the procedure itself, both are known for being less than enjoyable - much like the year 2020.

Since the primary customers of the clinic are dogs and not humans, it's crucial for their business that dogs like them more than anyone else. This may leave cats and other pets feeling a bit left out!

We couldn't agree more with this sign, even though it's unrelated to pets. It's another brilliant creation by the Carroll County Clinic, and while we're not sure who came up with this idea first, it doesn't matter! It's high time someone invents a calorie refund system.

A sign was posted by Carroll County clinic which read, "My dog will eat anything until a pill is put in it, then he's Gordon Ramsey." This situation is relatable to all dog owners, with the hope that the dog doesn't possess the temper of the famous British chef!

The sign reads: "I told my suitcases: no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage." It's unclear whether this is an expression of seasonal depression or a moment of introspection for an employee struggling to find a work-life balance, especially during the darker months. Regardless, we hope that they're doing okay!

It's unclear if a specific rooster provoked this jealousy or if they're envious of roosters' ability to crow in the morning in general. Either way, to each their own. Perhaps screaming wouldn't be such a bad morning ritual after all.

...who didn't have enough time to take a nap during the day! This is a variation of the phrase "If you love someone, let them go," but in this case, allowing someone to take a nap would be a less extreme version of it since napping is temporary.

It is pleasing to see that the Carroll County clinic is combatting this superstition and rectifying the misconceptions surrounding these often-misunderstood creatures! Cats have their own agendas and priorities to attend to. It's not like they pay much attention to us humans anyway - let's be realistic!

Pets can be a great source of comfort and joy during difficult times! Any pet owner can attest to the fact that their furry companion is undoubtedly the most adorable and amazing one around. Spending time with pets is a quick and effective way to boost serotonin levels, and as individuals who have dedicated their lives to promoting health, the staff at Carrol County Clinic would surely recognize this fact.

The same dichotomy can also be applied to running - people either love it or hate it. While some individuals find running to be a thrilling and enjoyable activity, others view it as a daunting and unpleasant experience. It seems that the staff at Carroll County Clinic fall into the latter category.

No offense intended towards robots, as by now, they too should be aware of the fundamentals of pet ownership. Nevertheless, it's another classic case of dividing people into two categories. When it comes to cats, they simply do not like being told what to do - they follow their own agenda and play by their own set of rules.

Conversely, those in the latter group would go to great lengths to defend these strong-willed animals! Cats can be notoriously difficult to train, and if you do not appreciate their unpredictable nature, then they may not be the ideal pet for you unless you appreciate the artistry behind their unique temperament.

As we age, our metabolism tends to slow down - this is a widely accepted fact of life. Gone are the days of indulging in late-night food binges that could easily be offset by taking a few walks around the campus, or burning off last night's dinner with a quick 10-minute run on the treadmill.

In your opinion, who comes out on top? We would choose dogs over diamonds, but everyone has their own preferences. Interestingly enough, the person who famously declared that "diamonds are a girl's best friend" - Marilyn Monroe - was a dog lover and owned several dogs throughout her life.

What is your take on this? Do you believe that jellyfish are essentially damp ghosts? Is this the professional stance of the Carroll County clinic regarding a species from the animal kingdom? It appears somewhat far-fetched. However, hiding in plain sight could be an effective strategy if you happen to be a legendary creature.

The Black Eyed Peas have also become a source of puns for this clinic! Is it possible that this was an elaborate scheme to reunite the band? Attend vet school, create a viral clinic, and finally, bring The Black Eyed Peas back together with witty hummus puns.

It's common for unused items to be eligible for a refund policy, but an entire year is a considerably lengthy time frame to warrant a refund, even with a valid receipt. Nevertheless, it's an intriguing idea, and we commend the Carroll County Clinic for proposing it. If you happen to be reading this, Carroll County Clinic, kindly update us if you've discovered a way to implement such a policy.

The phrase "Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog" seems to unfairly target dogs. In reality, cats are also notorious for shedding their fur and leaving it all over the place. They may even roll around in their shed fur and consume it.

The advice of "if you are being pursued by a group of taxidermists, do not play dead" may not appear to be practical guidance for everyday issues. Nonetheless, if you do happen to encounter such a situation, you've now been alerted to the fact that playing dead will not aid your escape.

The statement, "If it barks or purrs, it is 100 percent good and reliable," implies that both dogs and cats are equally dependable and favorable. While there may be individuals who remain impartial in the cats versus dogs debate, many of these individuals hold a profound love and appreciation for all animals, which might even lead them to consider attending vet school themselves.

The Carroll County Clinic's sign maker once shared a humorous yet wise piece of advice: Don't be sad, because sad backward is das and das no good. While the message is crystal clear - being sad is not beneficial - the comical reference to the word spelled backward adds a touch of levity. Overall, it's practical advice that's far more applicable in real-life scenarios than learning how to evade taxidermists!

The words extra fries and exercise bear a striking resemblance when spoken quickly. Nonetheless, requesting additional fries from a fast-food establishment is unlikely to result in a serving of physical activity. If such an event has occurred, please do inform us, as it would be a novel approach to incorporate exercise into one's fast-food experience.

I once had the audacity to tell my cat that he wasn't the boss of me. He promptly disagreed. Honestly, who were you kidding when you challenged the supreme ruler of his own domain? We're not at all surprised by his swift and categorical rebuttal.

This vet at Carroll County clinic has made a clever observation about exercising. It can be tough to motivate oneself, but looking at it as a way to “get strong at hugging” might make it more appealing. This sign is one in a series of many that promote the joy of exercising.

Cats are not known for being the most apologetic animals. In fact, it's unlikely you'll ever hear a cat say We're sorry. As independent creatures, they don't see themselves as subservient to humans and don't feel the need to apologize. The closest they might get is bringing you a gift, but even that's because they feel sorry for your lack of hunting skills, according to pet psychologists.

 It's hard to imagine what the first person to hear a parrot talk must have gone through. They were probably left in a state of shock for several days! It must have been a strange and unforgettable experience, one that would have left them wondering if they were going crazy.

I perform all my stunts unintentionally  This humorous sign resonates with those who have experienced clumsy moments. It's a creative way to describe those moments as stunts, even if they are not intentional.

At the Carroll County Clinic, they hold the belief that the inventor of the doorbell did not have a furry friend. This implies that they think the sound of the doorbell is what triggers dogs to bark. Nonetheless, we've observed some dogs go into a frenzy of barking simply at the sight of their own shadow!

 According to the sign at the Carroll County Clinic, one can be both a night owl and an early bird if their sleep schedule is messed up enough. It seems like a fitting category for the permanently exhausted pigeon, rather than the traditional sayings inspired by birds. Which category do you think you belong to?

It's difficult to feel optimistic about the upcoming years after the rollercoaster ride that was 2020. While most of us mindlessly click agree on terms and conditions without reading them, it would be comforting to have someone else to hold accountable.

The Carroll County Clinic has a sign that poses a question about what's scarier: taking your temperature or weighing yourself. A commenter strongly believes that weighing oneself is scarier since it's harder to lose weight than to get vaccinated.

The Carroll County Clinic has come up with another witty animal kingdom joke. This time, it's about bees - not exactly regular visitors at the vet clinic, but surely they have their own doctors. The sign poses an interesting question, "Do bees have a house 'swarming' party when they move into a new hive?" It's a clever play on words that might make you wonder about the social lives of these fascinating creatures. If you know a beekeeper or a bee enthusiast, consider sharing this joke with them and make their day a little brighter.

The woman's strong sense of self-belief and motivation were momentarily derailed by her feline companion. The cat had claimed the woman's lap as its resting spot for the day, causing the woman to lose all drive to get up and go about her day.

The most recent addition to the collection of signs reads, I would never be bored again if my ceiling fan could hold my weight. Although the idea of a ceiling fan that can support an adult's weight is unrealistic, it might be an interesting entrepreneurial concept.

The sign inquires, Do other plants photosympathize with a sad plant? Upon further reflection, it appears that this sign could also fit under the category of dad jokes. It's up for debate whether Jaden Smith, Shower Thoughts, or Dad Jokes inspired the clinic to come up with this one.

The Carroll County veterinary clinic's response to the difference between tacos and nachos is, Nachos are simply tacos going through an awkward phase. We hope this statement doesn't offend any nacho lovers or dogs named Nacho out there. However, tacos seem to have come out of this comparison unscathed.

The clinic's sign states, Procaffeinating: the act of putting off tasks until one has had enough coffee, which seems to be a term coined by the clinic's employees. Interestingly, the term is already listed in the Urban Dictionary since 2014, and we wonder who came up with it.

The Carroll County Clinic has come up with another animal pun, revealing that a rabbit with fleas is called Bugs Bunny. While it's a clever play on words, one can't help but wonder if Warner Brothers, the company that owns the famous cartoon character, will take issue with it. It's possible that Bugs Bunny himself may not appreciate the joke and may want to hire a new public relations manager!

he sign poses the question, "What kind of Dr. is Dr. Pepper? followed by the answer, A FIZZICIAN. Over the years, many have questioned Dr. Pepper's credentials, but a quick Google search will confirm that he is indeed a physician.

The Carroll County Clinic poses an interesting question on their sign: At what point does a joke become a dad joke? The answer is simple - when the punchline is apparent! But despite their self-awareness of their dad joke tendencies, pet-parents still flock to read their signs. While dad jokes may not be everyone’s cup of tea, they seem to be working here.

After witnessing all the witty signs, it wouldn't be shocking if someone from the Carroll County Clinic initiated a legitimate dating platform for chickens. But alas, it's only a setup for the pun, "to make hens meet.It's safe to say that animal puns are truly unbeatable!